They say a week is a long time in British politics.
The place holder of the blue team has thrown his toys out of the pram.
The place holder of the red team is slowly being prised from his pram.
The gravy trainers want a reprise of the good old days under Totalitarian Tony.
The grass roots are realising they’ve been voting for place holders.
The media says it’s all your fault.
I guess this is what happens when you outsource your government.
But don’t worry: Europe is in great shape.
20th century warfare is now de rigueur in Riga.
Operation Saber Strike is an annual international exercise held since 2010 by the United States Army Europe (USAREUR) focused on the Baltic States. The exercise spans multiple locations in Lithuania, Latvia and Estonia and involves approximately 2,000 troops from 14 countries.
Saber Strike 2016 is scheduled from May 27-June 22.
21st century warfare is all the rage in Romania.
US activates $800m missile shield base in Romania
Rome is leading the chase to become this seasons New Athens.
As the WSJ reported earlier, the Italian government is considering a capital injection for the country’s banking system, after Italian lenders were hit by a sharp selloff in banking stocks Friday, triggered by Britain’s vote to leave the European Union.
Paris is hosting the ever popular 1968 Revival Concert.
Riot police crack down on Paris protests against labour reforms
The volatile period of civil unrest in France during May 1968 was punctuated by demonstrations and massive general strikes as well as the occupation of universities and factories across France.
Austria is in the psychiatrist’s chair receiving the usual anxiety treatment.
Austria’s new president has vowed to listen to the people’s “fear and anger” after his far-right opponent narrowly missed out on a landmark victory.
Independent Alexander Van der Bellen beat the Freedom Party’s Norbert Hofer by just 31,000 votes among the 4.64 million cast in Sunday’s election.
British “millennials” are headed for victory in the Cognitive Dissonance Competition.
Millennials’ ‘fury’ over baby boomers’ vote for Brexit
Youth unemployment rates are generally much higher, even double or more than double, than unemployment rates for all ages.
The Brussels Station Master has confirmed the Derailment of Democracy.
The British have violated the rules.
It is not the EU philosophy that the crowd can decide its fate.
We must act to prevent countries from fleeing EU – Merkel
A new script has been jetted across the Atlantic from Langley.
Stung by ‘Brexit’ Vote, John Kerry Headed to Brussels, London
U.S. Secretary of State will consult with leaders on a ‘sensible’ transition out of European Union
Napoleon and Josephine have been handed the latest Final Solution script.
France & Germany plan to lead post-Brexit EU reform – leaked memo
EU Officials To Unveil ‘Ultimatum’ Blueprint As Final Solution For European Super-State
Poland is poleaxed.
The plot has sparked fury and panic in Poland – a traditional ally of Britain in the fight against federalism – after being leaked to Polish news channel TVP Info.
Extremely surprised; shocked and unbalanced.
And everyone else is eagerly awaiting their October Surprise.
In American political jargon, an October surprise is a news event deliberately created or timed (or sometimes occurring spontaneously) to influence the outcome of an election, particularly one for the U.S. presidency.
What could possibly go wrong?