Picking The Top Banana


If you listen to the mainstream media you will have been informed [numerous times] that this has been the craziest, dirtiest, strangest, worst, most deplorable, most depressing, most negative, most rigged, most trivial and most unprecedented Top Banana Picking season ever.

I have to disagree.

This has been the best Top Banana Picking season ever!

Think of all the wonderful revelations.

The bias of the mainstream media has been revealed in all its ghastly gaslighting glory.



The mainstream media has also revealed its lack of professional propagandist competence by not realising there’s no such thing as bad publicity for a showman like Donald Trump.

Bias on the internet has been revealed as a sanitised suggestions scam.


Research Proves Google Manipulates Millions to Favor Clinton
Sputnik News – 12 Sept 2016


Opinion Polls have been revealed to be Opinion Manipulation mechanisms.

Just over a month ago, Donald Trump shocked the establishment and took the lead in national polls.

Reuters jumped into action and ‘tweaked’ its polling methodology.

And order was restored with Hillary surging into the lead:

“Too Many Whites” – MSNBC ‘Tweaks’ CNN Poll To Show Hillary Back In The Lead
ZeroHedge.com – Tyler Durden – 7 Sept 2016


The Democratic primaries have demonstrated to the world how Banana Republics should manage their elections.


Our first analysis showed that states wherein the voting outcomes are difficult to verify show far greater support for Secretary Clinton. Second, our examination of exit polling suggested large differences between the respondents that took the exit polls and the claimed voters in the final tally. Beyond these points, these irregular patterns of results did not exist in 2008. As such, as a whole, these data suggest that election fraud is occurring in the 2016 Democratic Party Presidential Primary election. This fraud has overwhelmingly benefited Secretary Clinton at the expense of Senator Sanders.

Are we witnessing a dishonest election?
Axel Geijsel and Rodolfo Cortes Barragan – 7 June 2016



The story of the billionaires and why they want to buy an election is matched with the nine ways they can steal the election.

Billionaires & Ballot Bandits: How to Steal an Election in 9 Easy Steps – Greg Palast

Voter Fraud In The Us: Documented – DiscoverTheNetworks.org

And research indicates the Nation is living by George Carlin’s rulebook.



Time For A Coup? Faith In The Military Soars As Trust In Media, Politicians Plunges
ZeroHedge.com – Tyler Durden – 19 Oct 2016



Plus this Top Banana Picking season has unleashed upon the world the entertaining [and wide ranging] commentaries of Lionel from New York.

00:00 Foreign new coverage of the election
01:10 It’s all about Trump
04:00 Hillary is ill
06:00 Tweeting and criminal cartels
07:00 Greatest invention of my lifetime
08:45 Kennedy assassination
09:55 Hillary collapsing
11:45 Presidential election history
13:45 Trump and Twitter
16:00 Climate Change Horse shit <<== Classic!
19:00 9/11 – Are you fucking kidding me <<== Classic!
19:50 How are they going to steal the election?
21:15 Voter irregularities
22:25 Is this the dirtiest election ever
23:45 Making comments in the old days
25:25 Why is the media pro-Hillary?
26:00 There are no liberals anymore
26:40 Comics and their writers
27:25 Women's Rights and femminism
27:40 Globalists and eugenics
28:40 The Evangelical Right and the Satanic Bastards
30:25 Vaccines
32:00 I'm in Duck Soup
34:00 Comment as you see fit

The outcome of this Top Banana Picking season is guaranteed to return more geriatric bananas because both sides have been managing their plantations since the 1980s.


Five people have won election to Congress, despite being dead

The Washington Post – Philip Bump – 1 Oct 2014

It’s almost a racing certainty that the end results of this Top Banana Picking season will provide some unexpected surprises for the mainstream media.


But we’ll have to wait a little while longer to discover whether the Clinton bubble has finally been lanced.


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6 Responses to Picking The Top Banana

  1. malagabay says:

    As we enter the final stretch of this vitriolic, deplorable, venomous, propaganda saturated, deceitful, rigged presidential election spectacle, it becomes painfully obvious this Fourth Turning is careening toward bloodshed, bedlam, confrontation, and civil war.

    The linear fixated establishment, who fancy themselves intellectually superior to the irredemables, are too blinded by their sociopathic, increasingly audacious subversion of the Constitution, to grasp the level of rage and disillusionment of a white working class that has been screwed over for decades.

    As the Wall Street shysters frantically accelerate their embezzlement of what remains of middle class wealth, with the Fed and the corporate media propagandists as their wing-men, the country devolves into a corporate fascist state. The disposition of the nation grows dark like the sky before an approaching deadly blizzard.

    As passions boil over and violence portends, this Fourth Turning hastens towards a bloody decade ahead with an uncertain climax.


  2. malagabay says:

    This dysfunctional rigged presidential election reflects the tearing of the civic fabric at points of maximum susceptibility.

    As a country we have neglected, denied, or delayed necessary action on a plethora of vital issues threatening our long term viability as a nation.

    The deferral of difficult painful decisions has been a ploy of the ruling class, allowing them to further siphon the wealth of a dying empire, while maintaining control over the masses through laws, regulations, taxes, surveillance, intimidation, technology bread and circuses, and mainstream media propaganda.

    This is a country truly divided, much along the lines of the first Civil War.

    The divisions aren’t just along political party lines, but race, education, geography, gender, age, class, religion and ability to think critically.


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